Phone prank joke to a friend. Audio draws over the phone. How to order a congratulation or a drawing by SMS

April 1 is a favorite holiday for people with a subtle sense of humor. It is on this day that original poking fun at a friend is considered the best manifestation of a strong friendship. April Fool's Day is just around the corner, and today it's time to prepare the funniest pranks, even if you can't see your friend on April 1. Here are 13 cool ideas for pranking a friend on the phone.

13 funny prank calls

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1. Draw with a credit card

An excellent April Fool's joke with imitation of SMS messages from a bank. To implement it, you need to prepare in advance. First you need buy a new number (SIM card) or call using another unfamiliar number, for example, a work friend. Now that you have a number from which you will play a prank on your friend, you need to quietly perform some operations with his mobile phone. Firstly, you need to spy on what SMS is sent by the bank that he uses, and secondly, "hammer" a pre-prepared number into his mobile phone, signing it with the name of the issuing bank. It will look like this: "The name of the bank and the last four digits of the account." For example: "SberBank * 3478". When everything is done, you can proceed to the drawing. Call the young man and beg him to buy some thing you like, which should be quite expensive, but you must convince him of its usefulness. Be that as it may, he will ask you to wait with a decision, and you end up with the fact that you yourself will find a way to make a purchase. In about ten minutes you send him an SMS from a pseudo-bank about the calculation made and a very small balance or even a minus one. We are ready to bet - he will call you back very quickly, and when the rally is revealed, you will have a great laugh together.

2. It is not clear who is calling

The joke is what it takes shuffle all phone numbers ... It turns out that the name of the caller will not correspond to reality. We advise you to rewrite the correct names of the numbers in advance, because the first of April will pass, and then you will need to return everything to square one. Pay close attention to the numbers your friend calls the most. For example, suppose that instead of mom there is the number of the boss, and instead of the boss, yours.

3. Vile lover (lover)

A joke is perfect for pranking your loved one or best friend. You call the person you intend to prank about in the middle of the working day, and meticulously clarify his daily routine ... Pay special attention to clarifying when exactly he will return from work. Ask if he can come earlier. The bottom line is to generate some doubts. Now after a short time you send an SMS to his mobile phone, allegedly the wrong number , of the following content. If you are a girl: “Honey, I arranged everything, I’m waiting for you at my place, mine will be back no earlier than 19-00. I really miss you. Lets go faster…". If you are a guy: “Honey, hello, I called yours, he will definitely be busy until 19-00. To you or to me? I missed you a lot ... ". Now wait for a reaction. Fearfully?

4. Lost phone

Ask your friend to call the person you are going to joke at and say that the phone was found, and the last number that was called was made to this number. Ask to come and pick up the phone to return it to the owner. Be prepared to ask where the phone was found. This may be a place where it could have really been lost, or, for example, something special: a narcological dispensary or a department of a dermatovenous dispensary. Here, the imagination can not be limited. Set a time and place. When you meet a friend, you will have a good laugh, and to continue the fun evening, you can look into the bar.

5. Anonymous sms

There is such a service on the Internet. You can send SMS with any content to any mobile operator and absolutely free. This provides a ton of possibilities. For instance, you can send love messages from fans, a gay man who has fallen in love who threatens to commit suicide if you do not meet with him, a boss who raises / lowers his salary (position), an SMS from the collection service, a message about winning the lottery, and so on.

6. Bad analyzes

A good joke for those who have recently visited medical institutions. The bottom line will be that there were allegedly lost results and you are forced to report the disease. For a more successful prank, collect the personal data of the person you will be pranking. Call, specify your full name. Then inform that now by order of the ministry (No. 254/12 of the number ...) all tests are run for skin diseases and, unfortunately, a positive result was found. You will be asked what the result is, and the tests will most likely be denied. You specify the registration, the number of the clinic, the date of birth, you can do something else, for example, the name of the family doctor, and say that you are waiting for the patient in the hospital at the specified address for a detailed investigation (name the address), they say you just call, and it is better to drive up, but warn that the result is not good at all and, probably, hospitalization is required, but it is better to check with the doctor. The main thing here is to speak convincingly, in the appropriate tone of the doctor, and not to laugh. When to open the rally is up to you. You can get the "victim" to visit the hospital (just for fun, you can give the address of the hospital) ... Good luck!

7. Need urgent help

Call a friend and say that your radiator is boiling and you are standing not far from its location ... Ask him to fill his 5-liter bottle of water and come to your rescue. Explain exactly where you are, and when a person with water appears in your field of view, you can drive him around the area and film it all on a video that you will send to him at the end of the day. Trust me, it's all a lot of fun over the phone. Be sure to rush him, for you are late for an extraordinarily important meeting. Prepare in advance funny words with which you will saturate speech while driving a friend with water along the way. We assure you that you will laugh to your heart's content, and all the participants in this drawing will have fun.

8. Prank with stuttering

We offer a prank model for someone who works with people on the phone, but you can transform the idea to your taste based on the situation. Call a person who, for example, works as a recruiter for recruiting, and with a strong stutter for five minutes, talk about yourself and about your desire to work as a sales assistant. The natural reaction is at least a smile. The conversation will be long if you come up with a story strategy in advance so that you would like to listen to it. The result is naturally a resignation, and here you have to tell that you have a brother who will do an excellent job with the assigned job, but he stutters a LITTLE. Believe me, not only the person conducting the conversation will laugh, but also everyone around you. With the right preparation, it can cause hysteria. And then you can appear with a phone and with the words: “Well, pa-pa-more-moo-moo-moo, you-in-you-are-you-are-those? Ka-aaa-to f-in-in-in-you-n-n-n-n-n-you-you-you-you? ".

9. Winning the lottery

We call a friend and introduce ourselves as a radio host. We inform you that there was an action with a manufacturing company, for example, televisions, and his number won the main prize - a plasma television. Provide the address where you want to pick up the gift. For persuasiveness, ask to take an identification code and a passport. Set a time and tell him he needs to be on the air tomorrow and thank the manufacturer who set up the lottery. Usually a person believes and goes to the specified address for the win. The next day you call back and ask if you managed to pick up the prize. After you hear all the words prepared for you, inform your friend that he was just on the air.

10. Checking from the telephone exchange

Call a friend and introduce yourself as a telephone exchange employee. Talk about a phone line test being carried out. Ask to pick up a pencil and tap the tube lightly. Usually they ask if it is possible with a pen, allow me to knock with a pen. When the person has tapped on the receiver, ask them to knock on the wall next to them. Thank you. And now ask to knock on the head ... The main thing is to have time to insert later: "Since the first of April !!!".

11. A call to the FSB or tax office

For persuasiveness, google and type in the professional words that employees use. Next, find out the details of the "victim" and his director (or subordinates). The essence of the giveaway: call a friend and introduce yourself as an employee of the relevant organization. You call to appear in the department regarding the initiation of a criminal case against his boss. Name a couple of personal data of the boss, indicate in which particular area he was caught, and let him know that he pointed to your friend and therefore you will have a conversation while amicable. Otherwise, a summons will be issued and you will have to appear in the case officially. Ask to receive a fax with details or a letter by e-mail, in which it will be written: "Since the first of April !!!". The rally is excellent with those who work in organizations where there is something not entirely legal, for example, a salary in envelopes.

12. Message to wife

We call a friend (female voice) at a time when he is not at home. Please call to the phone. Naturally, you will be answered that he cannot answer the phone. Give your name and ask to tell him that you do not agree to an abortion, that you will raise the child yourself, you will not have complaints, and let him not bother you anymore, because you do not want to cause inconvenience because of one ridiculous situation that happened to both of you. Hang up quickly. The result can be unpredictable - we warn you in advance!

13. Night draw

We call the selected number, we say that it is disturbed from the telephone exchange. Please unplug the plug and immediately insert it into your ear, for example, and quickly hang up. We repeat this operation several times. Then we wait for 20-30 minutes and call again, in a trusting voice we clarify whether the hooligans have called from the telephone exchange? Have you asked to insert a plug into your ear? Have you inserted it? Now you can REMOVE !!!

As you know, laughter not only makes life longer, but also brighter, more interesting and richer. Everyone loves to joke, and coming up with a joke for a friend and playing it is a sacred thing. The main thing is that everything should be in moderation, and friendship after such jokes does not fall apart. So on the phone? The script (and more than one) is presented to your attention in this article. Go!

Draw number 1: answering machine

Do you know on the phone? Read and memorize! call each other every day - this is the guarantee that the joke will work. Record on your mobile phone answering machine something like this: “Good afternoon! You called Vasya Ivanov (your name will be here), but at the moment I am busy and cannot pick up the phone. Leave your message after a short beep. " Then there should be a sound typical for such a case, and after 7 seconds the message will continue: "Please, slow down, I'm recording." Such a prank on the phone guarantees hysterical laughter and good mood.

Raffle # 2: Shocking Tirades

Whom does your comrade fear or hope to hear least of all? Maybe a traffic police inspector, or an employee of a psychiatric clinic, or an employee of a sobering-up center? If you have no idea how to prank a friend on the phone, then think about this question. Together with friends or on your own, compose an appropriate monologue that will first plunge your friend into a slight shock, then make you experience many different emotions, and only then your friend will understand that it was a joke. If everything happened within reason, then you laugh together, and if not, then ... run as far as possible and never again think about how to prank your friend on the phone, this is not for you.

Prank number 3: good old gags

Even in the days when we did not have mobile phones, we still loved to make fun of using stationary devices. Let's remember how to prank a friend on the phone. For some, these jokes will refresh their memory, and for others they will push on new ideas. The main thing - remember one thing - never pretend to be employees of those services that are capable of death. Try the scenarios below.

1. Call a friend and say: “Hello! I'm a downstairs neighbor. Something big is hanging from your balcony, it will soon fall on mine, take it away! " And after a couple of minutes, it is advisable to dial the same subscriber again and ask why they haven’t removed what they asked for.
2. Another cute joke that fits like a phone call. Call a friend, introduce yourself as a housing and communal services worker and tell them that the water will now be turned off in the house. What will the comrade think about first? Not about why they called him, but about where to get more water and how to make it before the shutdown. After a while, all the basins, pots, vases in the house, even the bathroom, will be collected. And then it's time to call again, inquire about success, say that you changed your mind to turn off and advise you to start up the boats.

Draw number 4: "Quiz"

You need to call a friend and introduce yourself to the host of a radio station. Then I must say that a quiz is being held now, and by random dialing, this subscriber becomes its participant. If a friend agrees to answer questions, then do not waste time, fill him with tasks. To do this, prepare in advance a list of various questions (how many lemons will fit in a truck, how many paws a hippopotamus has, etc.). After a while, start asking things that the presenter of the radio station simply cannot know, for example, how old is some of your mutual acquaintance, what is the name of the director of the company where the friend works, and so on. As soon as you understand that your friend is full of suspicion and guesswork, finish the "quiz". Tell your friend that he won and he will be contacted later to transfer the reward. After a while, appear at his doorstep and present the prize in person.

Whatever joke you decide to use, be sure to take into account the character of your friend, think about how he will react to this or that joke. A prank is good, but friendship is more important.

It is completely free to organize a good rally, and the easiest way to do it is with your phone. So, how to play a prank on the phone for free to cheer yourself up for the whole day? The most important thing is to make sure that the prank does not cause a nervous breakdown, and also does not harm the person and his reputation. We suggest that you familiarize yourself with several interesting options for prank calls that can be tested on both close friends and complete strangers.

Call from the police

Law enforcement officials are awe-inspiring for many. If in reality, in order to prove the whole reality of what is happening, it is necessary to provide an appropriate crust or at least be in police uniform, then it is enough to make a serious voice through the phone.

So, you need to call a friend and introduce yourself accordingly. The best time to call is at lunchtime or in the evening. In this case, the friend will definitely not be at work or at the university, and therefore will be able to answer the call. Next, you need to invite a friend (friend) to the phone, indicating his exact name, surname and patronymic and inform him that he is wanted and he needs to come to the department (also indicate the exact address).

Of course, for a friend to believe in the reality of what is happening, you need a number that he will not know. Immediately after the end of the conversation, you can call from your own number and with anxiety in your voice inform you that the police called you and were looking for that very friend.

To make everything look even more believable, you can persuade other friends to make the necessary call too and inform the friend that they are looking for him. When a friend asks what he is suspected of, it is necessary to mention the most resonant case that happened in the city over the past few days. A few minutes will be enough for the potential victim to thoroughly test the strength of his nervous system. The culmination may be a message or another call announcing that all charges have been dropped.

Such a prank may seem too cruel for someone, but if a friend has a good sense of humor, and there is every chance that he will appreciate such a prank, then you can safely translate it into reality.

Kind phone pranks

If a rally with the police is not suitable, you can use the following suggestions:

• Declaration of love. How to play on the phone for free in this case? You can ask a close friend to play along, but if there are only mutual friends with a friend and he knows the voices of all the girlfriends well, then this will not work. You can get out of the situation with the help of special applications that allow you to change the voice from male to female right during a conversation, and so on. So, you need to call your friend and introduce yourself as a girl who has long been hiding her feelings from him. If you can't call, you can send a love message to your friend's number. The drawing will really succeed if the guy's girlfriend sees this SMS and gives him a good scene. The most important thing is then to open all the cards so as not to cause a collapsed pair;
• Good afternoon, I'm talking about the refrigerator. A very simple, but at the same time incredibly fun prank that you can experiment on literally anyone. To do this, you can call both a friend and a complete stranger. You need to ask if the person will buy the reserved refrigerator. A conversation can be carried on for a very long time, to the extent that a person really wants to buy that very fictional refrigerator.

As practice shows, a real joke or a prank on the phone can brighten absolutely any day! They can be sent to friends without waiting for a reason. At the same time, it is absolutely not necessary to wait for the First of April. Jokes should also beautify our daily life. Therefore, feel free to send jokes on your mobile phone and plunge your friends into the world of new emotions. Believe me, your comrades will be delighted with such jokes!

We all love fun. Even if jokes and humor didn't prolong life, we still wouldn't stop having fun. But now, due to the rapid development of mobile technologies, there is an absolutely unique opportunity to make your life brighter, funnier and more fun. We mean, of course, funny pranks on the phone.

Practical jokes in themselves are quite difficult. Of course, if we are not talking about banal jokes on April 1st. A good prank requires a well-thought-out plan, great acting, and a ton of factors to match! Only in this case will the drawing really work out. Otherwise, failure may await. However, if you use a prank on the phone, then your task is greatly simplified, because we have already done the main work on acting for you.

Prank call

What is required of you in order to successfully play a friend, girlfriend or relative? First of all, of course, go to our website containing online phone draws. After that, study our section with various jokes in detail, legibly and in detail and choose what you like. Now you can outline the victim. Surely you and your friends already have such a person whom you would like to prank right now. Well, in this case, he was terribly unlucky.

Now comes the hardest part of the plan. In order for the rally to be successful, you need to clearly structure each of your actions. Just think, where is the purpose of your prank right now? Do not know? Here - here, but how then to play it? Therefore, be sure to know the victim's daily routine, otherwise it could be a failure. But when you find out, you can make a good joke on your loved one.

By the way, our service prank a friend on the phone does not even require an instant sending of your joke to the victim's phone. You may well make a "delayed call", having calculated the situation and the course of events in advance. Also, you have the right to hide your phone number, in this case our service will call your object anonymously and he will not suspect anything.

So, have you chosen the purpose of your draw? Did you know her daily routine exactly? And even a suitable joke has already been found on our website. Well, in this case, it's time to order a draw by phone. It is not difficult to do this, just click on the joke you have chosen on our website, and you will understand the rest yourself. Pay attention to the call time - this is very important!

Now, it's time to enjoy. Unfortunately, we do not know what you will choose, but we can guarantee you that with a well-thought-out plan of action, our voice draws over the phone will work flawlessly. After the execution of your insidious plan, you, of course, should build the most serious face that you can only and calmly listen to your friend's discontent or his indignation about what happened to him today and what an absurd situation he got into. Surely the object of your prank will not be able to immediately understand that it was you who so insidiously set up your comrade and made him blush and indignant. And then you can tell the poor fellow, what's what and laugh at what you have done together.

As you can see, pranking people on the phone is really a lot of fun. In addition, this is a truly innovative find, so at first even the most skeptical person will not be able to understand what's what. And when he understands, he will already be in an absurd situation. It always works. So, if you seriously decided to decorate the life of your family and friends with bright colors and new impressions, then use our service and entertain you and your comrades!

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